Y.G.A.M.F “Too Early To Tell” Week 2

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I’d like to welcome you all back to Y.G.A.M.F the week to week column of IBS. Someone read this sh** last week and liked it so much we came back for an encore! Okay, truth be told I’m doing this in the wee hours of the morning and I think once I post it to the site it can’t be removed….so YOLO let’s get to it!

Week 2 is officially “too early to tell” week. So all the positive from Week 1 that you can find can be blown up with one bad week 2. So here are my too early to tell takes that I expect to change or stick around.

1) Carson Wentz is the real deal (Too early to tell)

" IBS Yeezus said I just needed to fix my feet I wonder what he thinks about me now"
” IBS Yeezus said I just needed to fix my feet I wonder what he thinks about me now”

If you’re not impressed by what Wentz has done in his two starts you probably have no understanding of the complexity of the Quarterback position in the NFL. Wentz poise and knack for making the correct audibles and adjustments at the line this early are impressive, especially when you consider the system he left in North Dakota State (Shoutout to the Wentzes for the big upset this past Saturday). Wentz and the Eagles have a tough game this Sunday versus the Steelers and I fully expect him to “lay an egg” eventually but considering the poise I’ve seen and the fact that his coach has a system that is very QB friendly I think it’s safe to stay positive about Wentz.

2) The Dallas Cowboys should fully invest in Dak Prescott (Too early to tell)

Hey Jason, Romo (Background to the right) doesn't approve of your instructions to the kid
Hey Jason, Romo (Background to the right) doesn’t approve of your instructions to the kid

Look I love Tony’s toughness and he’s sacrificed a lot for the ungrateful Cowboys fanbase, however I think it’s time for Cap to let Willy Beaman run the show. The Cowboys don’t really have anything to lose it’s not like they are throwing away a good opportunity regardless of what fans think. I’m thinking from a GM perspective you got a kid that is playing good ball and the team is responding, I say let him continue and grow with experience.

3) The Seattle Seahawks are in trouble (Too early to tell)

We're still not sure what exactly happened on this night but we do know that Russell hasn't been the same since this picture.......
We’re still not sure what exactly happened on this night but we do know that Russell hasn’t been the same since this picture…….

Seattle has never been a perfect team, in fact their biggest weakness over the last few years has been their offensive line so it would make sense that back to back weeks versus two talented defensive fronts we would see a weaken Seattle. The fact they they still can’t find a use for Jimmy Graham is disappointing but this is still the perennial NFC contender and they are always battle tested in the NFC West. The fan in me would love to see them lose to the 49ers this weekend but the analyst in me is saying even if they lose you still can’t count them out. It’s plenty of ball left to be played in regards to Wins and Losses.

4)The New England Patriots can win with anybody at quarterback (Too early to tell)

Every Patriot's fan wet dream now.  A victory with a different QB every game
Every Patriot’s fan wet dream now. A victory with a different QB every game

we haven’t seen how they will play when Edelman is running the show….seriously how does this not alarm anybody that they are able to…never mind I’m getting ahead of myself HAIL HYDRA!

5)The Washington Redskins are through (Too early to tell)

Stick a fork in these clowns. Jay Gruden is the new Lane Kiffin and could quite possibly be the most immature NFL coach in the league today. The only thing he got right was picking Kirk Cousins over RG3 and he still managed to mess that up somehow. The Redskins are worse than my 49ers last year as far as organization goes. They still have guys running around like Thurman Thomas, looking for helmets and trying to figure out who’s on what team. I don’t think you can trust a team that has little to no structure and it doesn’t bode well for them that former players are sounding like Cowboy fans…..SEND THEM TO MORDOR (England)!

14 more games of this....
14 more games of this….

Week 2
Best Individual Performances:

(staring at reflection having a Matt to Matt conversation) "You are not the turnover machine they said you are. You are a franchise and elite Quarterback Matt!"
(staring at reflection having a Matt to Matt conversation) “You are not the turnover machine they said you are. You are a franchise and elite Quarterback Matt!”

QB: Matt Ryan, ATL-76.5% completion, 396 yards and 3 touchdowns…. Sorry Drew, it looks like your stats but the difference here is Matty Ice actually got the win ( Week 2 excuse: “the raiders are the complete opposite of what everyone expected defensively. I’m convinced this is just a marketing ploy so they can play “Return of the Mack” on airwaves again”)

That moment it hits you: "Holy **** I made the Y.G.A.M.F!"
That moment it hits you: “Holy **** I made the Y.G.A.M.F!”

RB: Isaiah Crowell, CLE- 18 rushes 133 yards and 1 touchdown. Sure 85 came on one carry but seriously the Browns deserve something to cheer about and with Gordon, Griffin, Coleman out….Crowell is the default playmaker! (Week 2 excuse: Cleveland natives ” is it basketball season yet?”)

A well deserved mic drop from Mr. Diggs
A well deserved mic drop from Mr. Diggs

WR: Stefon Diggs, MIN- 9 catches 182 yards, 1 touchdown in the win over the Packers. With stats like this you would think he visited Revis Island or BreeLand but apparently the Packer’s have space for rent in their secondary too. Definitely helps that he has a real QB in Bradford back there now too, word to Bleacher Report (walks in front of traffic after this post) (week 2 excuse: Got to blame Olivia here…every time the Packers struggle it’s most certainly her fault.)

Best Individual Defensive Performances:

DISRESPECT IBS YEEZUS AGAIN!!!! HE GOT GOONS ANDREW!
DISRESPECT IBS YEEZUS AGAIN!!!! HE GOT GOONS ANDREW!
DL: Vonn Miller, DEN- 3 sacks, 5 tackles, 2 assisted tackles, 1 forced fumble, 4 QB hits sheesh Vonn is everything the world wants us to believe Mack is. A part of me almost felt bad for Andrew Luck but then I remembered he was already a future Hall of Famer and multiple super bowl winner in the minds of most so he’s fine! ( Week 2 excuse: This is what you get when you ban a man’s footwear NFL!)

"Please take me with you I dont want to stay in Buffalo"  "Dude get off of ME!!!"
“Please take me with you I dont want to stay in Buffalo”
“Dude get off of ME!!!”
LB: Preston Brown, BUF- 16 tackles and 1 forced fumble in a loss that would see people crown Ryan Fitzpatrick as the next best thing in the NFL….not to mention he plays for a team where the coaches weight gets more coverage than staff firings and game outcomes. This is the feel good award of the week here (week 2 excuse: Could have won but Ryan Fitzpatrick is just too damn good)

DB: Patrick Peterson, ARI- We don’t need stats, AB said he was the best so he’s the best

Never forget.....this guy owns the best CB in the league time after time....#slander!
Never forget…..this guy owns the best CB in the league time after time….#slander!

Week 1 came and went and Week 2 provided us with more “too hot to trot” takes left and right so let me give you my top 3 caliente takes of Week 2.

#3 Sam Bradford is the missing piece of the Minnesota Vikings

The uh..future is here Minnesota
The uh..future is here Minnesota

Nope I’m not making this up for dramatic reactions. I saw this headline on Bleacher Report the minute it was confirmed that Bradford in fact suited up for the vikings….and did not get hurt. In fact it was AP who got hurt in the showdown with the Green Bay Packers. Bradford not only came in to lead his team to victory but he outplayed Aaron Rodgers along the way! Seriously I made that last part up and just looked up the game stats….no comment

#2 The New York Giants are the best team in the NFC East

ugh...I don't have a suitable caption for this fruit cake...... wait yes I do "Gmen are always number 1 in my book" - Odella
ugh…I don’t have a suitable caption for this fruit cake…… wait yes I do
“Gmen are always number 1 in my book” – Odella

“Stop it Five” there is no such thing as the best team in the NFC East. If you don’t believe me just ask the fans of NFC East teams. Eagles fans will fight you for talking to them, Giants fans would talk about their Super Bowls over the Patriots, Redskin fans would cry from thoughts of the RG3 failures and Cowboy fans will just tell you that if Romo wasn’t hurt they would own the division (the problem is HE’S ALWAYS HURT PEOPLE). So seriously how the hell are we going to determine a winner out of this mess? I mean if I used Cowboy fan rationale (brace yourself)
**Clears throat**
If Romo is hurt the cowboys don’t win the division, if romo is healthy the cowboys win the division. So one could say that the fate of the division hinges on the health of Romo, who is a cowboy so by default the cowboys have to be the best team in the division because they determine the winner every year. Okay I just loss 90% of my readers….oh well if it’s not broke don’t fix it right? Right Romo?? Okay, come on Cowboy fans before you get mad and tell me you hate this article or threaten me in my inbox just remember it wasn’t me who stepped on the crack that broke Romo’s back.

#1 Ryan Fitzpatrick is the most underrated QB in the league

Seriously man....he's not that good to warrant this much excitement. And I know some of you are like "he's a good teammate" and to you I say  "I don wanna hear it!!!"
Seriously man….he’s not that good to warrant this much excitement. And I know some of you are like “he’s a good teammate”
and to you I say “I don wanna hear it!!!”

Nothing said this week made my blood boil more than this. I saw it all over facebook, twitter, and naturally Bleacher Report. Every time I see a pro Fitzpatrick article or comment I just assume Brandon Marshall is behind it. I mean seriously people this man vouched for Jay Cutler and you’re going to take his word when it comes to Ryan Fitzpatrick? I mean at some point someone should question his eye for talent but …hey who am I to judge? Ryan Fitzpatrick has a degree from Harvard, a multi million dollar athletic career, and still somehow looks like he’s one bad business venture from being “the homeless guy receives a t-shirt” feel good post. All things considered though I’m sure his parents are the proudest people in America right now. Nick and Brandon you did a great job raising this hype job.

Week 2 is in the books, Week 3 is coming fast and I’m already questioning the meaning of Life. Why am I writing this and not trying out to be the backup of the backup to the back up on the Patriots??

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